Weekday Update
What's black and white and red all over?
The newspaper you stopped subscribing to because "there's an App for that."
For All Those Who Would Have Run Down the Street Terrified When Orson Welles Read H.G. Wells' War of the Worlds on the Radio: While the news provided on this blog is taken from real news outlets, it is embellished for comical purposes.
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![The airline Ryanair recently announced that downloadable porn might soon be available on their flights. In order to prepare, sex toy companies have begun selling vibrators and cock rings that can be switched to ‘Airplane Mode’ as passengers attempt to join the mile-high club by themselves.
[Image via ThinkTutorial.com]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ludmzcEwf61qkq631o1_250.png)
The airline Ryanair recently announced that downloadable porn might soon be available on their flights. In order to prepare, sex toy companies have begun selling vibrators and cock rings that can be switched to ‘Airplane Mode’ as passengers attempt to join the mile-high club by themselves.
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![A teenage babysitter was recently arrested after it was discovered that she was stealing from her former employers by entering their house through the doggy door when they weren’t at home. She later claimed that she had stolen in order to support her pornography addiction, as she had recently purchased 20-30 porn DVDs and needed to pay them off. Her employers said they wanted the police to go easy on her “doggy-style” breaking and entering scheme, as they thought she had already spent enough time in the dog’s house.
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A teenage babysitter was recently arrested after it was discovered that she was stealing from her former employers by entering their house through the doggy door when they weren’t at home. She later claimed that she had stolen in order to support her pornography addiction, as she had recently purchased 20-30 porn DVDs and needed to pay them off. Her employers said they wanted the police to go easy on her “doggy-style” breaking and entering scheme, as they thought she had already spent enough time in the dog’s house.
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![The Los Angeles Fire Department is currently investigating claims that some firefighters have allowed porn producers to use their trucks in adult films. One of the California firefighters responded to the allegations, saying, “Oh, no, no, we didn’t let them use the actual trucks…just the hoses.”
[Image via mboxgirl’s Flickr]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lry6xcverX1qkq631o1_500.jpg)
The Los Angeles Fire Department is currently investigating claims that some firefighters have allowed porn producers to use their trucks in adult films. One of the California firefighters responded to the allegations, saying, “Oh, no, no, we didn’t let them use the actual trucks…just the hoses.”
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![The infamous animal advocacy group PETA announced recently that it is launching its very own porn Web site as a way to educate porn enthusiasts of the unsexy treatment faced by animals in the fashion and agricultural industries. To quell the fears of many about the possible illicitness of the content, the group released a statement promising that no animals were harmed OR pleasured by the group itself during the making of the site.
[Image via StevenHumour.com]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqb7xoRwqS1qkq631o1_500.jpg)
The infamous animal advocacy group PETA announced recently that it is launching its very own porn Web site as a way to educate porn enthusiasts of the unsexy treatment faced by animals in the fashion and agricultural industries. To quell the fears of many about the possible illicitness of the content, the group released a statement promising that no animals were harmed OR pleasured by the group itself during the making of the site.
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![With the aid of lawyers and law enforcement officials, porn producers are cracking down on illegal internet pirating of their productions. Many within the porn industry hope that this sends a message to potential pirates that if you are caught illegally downloading or distributing illegally downloaded porn, the government will go after your booty.
[Image via myspace.com/sashagrey]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loncjcSWCs1qkq631o1_500.jpg)
With the aid of lawyers and law enforcement officials, porn producers are cracking down on illegal internet pirating of their productions. Many within the porn industry hope that this sends a message to potential pirates that if you are caught illegally downloading or distributing illegally downloaded porn, the government will go after your booty.
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The Anonymous hacker collective officially reached rock star status after a blog was created solely for the purpose of posting photos of scantily clad or even complete nude women wearing their signature Guy Fawkes’ mask. This reporter would like to make her own contribution to the hacker craze by posting the poem she wrote in honor of the elusive group, composed to the “tune” of the already well-known Guy Fawkes nursery rhyme:
Hacker, hacker, I know you’re a wacker;
Coding and goading are hot.
We wear these masks, in your glory we bask.
Just remember not to get caught.
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![Los Angeles-based adult entertainment company Vivid Entertainment offered Pippa Middleton $5 million to do just one scene in an upcoming adult feature. So that’s how Wills and Kate are paying for that $720,000 honeymoon…
Potential titles include Barely Royal, Pippa No-Stockings, and Princess Pippa and Her Labia.
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Los Angeles-based adult entertainment company Vivid Entertainment offered Pippa Middleton $5 million to do just one scene in an upcoming adult feature. So that’s how Wills and Kate are paying for that $720,000 honeymoon…
Potential titles include Barely Royal, Pippa No-Stockings, and Princess Pippa and Her Labia.
